21 Things you’ll only relate to if you’re a student at UET KSK Campus
1- Main Gate
A beautiful Main Gate that had never been in working condition from the day it’s construction been completed. And you must’ve heard rumors that Jani ye toll plaza peechy shift ho jana he phr ye gate bhi functional ho jaey ga!
All eyes on Khadim-e-Aala now!
2- Journey towards GT Road
That 2.5 km journey towards GT Road is the thing you’ll never forget in your life. There are only 10% or less chances of hitchhiking. And if you are with more than two of your friends… forget about it, you’re on your own.
Campus is beside the Motorway interchange & people passing by the campus must think Ye veraany main 10, 15 log kia kr rhy hain? (Believe me every KSK student asks same question from his self.)
Now you’ve your own “UET KSK Cafeteria” which is the combination of SSC, UC, Shopping Center and Photocopy Shop. That’s lot of things in a small place.
5- Biomedical – The Home
Biomedical is the home of each & every miscellaneous type of thing. As the Girls Common Room and Cafe is in this department so it’s the favorite spot of boys for the whole day. Mechanical Boys secretly wish for a bio-mechanical lab. (Biology itni hi achi lgti thi to Medical me chly jaty)
Well, the ONLY thing for the student of Biomedical to cheer about. #iykwim
6- KSK main KSK (C Hostel)
That’s okay if administration wants to keep the freshmen safe and protected from the seniors, but isn’t it pretty much hilarious if being even a hostelite is of no use! That’s what happens with the residents of C Hostel. The hostel is so far away from departments that the residents come to departments in the morning & then go back to the hostel when day scholars go home at 4:00 pm. Like Seriously!!? Taras Ata Hai…
7- Forever Under-construction Departments
Departments or buildings which were under construction at the time of dictatorship are still under construction. And no one knows that what they are building! That’s the beauty of Democracy Bro.
8- Wi-Fi (Faculty, Student and Guest)
As the Main Campus has cable internet, KSK is bit advance. Here we have Wi-Fi with three connections.
Each one is protected by different password but students know all of them. Specially the Faculty one. Students use Faculty connection more than Student’s connection. And with no Proxy. So, Torrent is full time Functional. That’s the taste of Heaven, Bro!
9- Rashid Munir – One for All
Only professor of Islamic Studies in Campus. Every student that ever been in KSK is a student of Sir Rashid sb.
10- The Jungle
KSK campus’s total area is 313 acres. Maximum constructed area is 25 acres. Except that 25 acres you’ll only see a jungle. At the time of admission most of students prayed Allah Mian, Bs ECAT clear ho jaye beshak dakhla Jungle main ho jaey…!
and now they are in KSK
11- The Maqsad e Hayat
The only thing life at KSK campus moves about is the Monday wali Biryani. Doesn’t matter whether you’re a day scholar or a hostelite, you definitely do not want to miss the Biryani. Maximum students prefer Biryani over classes. (even Labs). In other words, they say it Maqsad-e-Hayat.
12- Mian Library
The name is “Main Libray UET KSK”. You can find every sort of book here except the ones recommended by the teachers for course and that’s only in the “Silent Zone”. The rest of the library is more of a “Multi-Purpose Building” than a “Library”. You have never heard the voice of Azaan (prayer) coming out of a library! Have you?
If someone ask you about the famous things/places of KSK, you’ll never forget to tell them about SUPARCO as Yar hmari uni bilkul SUPARCO k sath hai and SUPARCO is the only thing that we think is protecting us from every security threat of RAW, CIA, James Moriarty, The White Witch, Vilgax, Sauron, The Joker and Voldemort, as it is under command of Pak Army’s SPD unit.
The thing which makes university a “University” is so negligible in KSK as Mamnoon Hussain’s role in Government. Yes, I am talking about “Masturaat” (girls)
Girls in KSK are so short numbered that you can count all of them in only one sitting. It is usually said as “Chada Campus”.
Hell yeah!! We’ve a Helipad! That is only used two times during my stay at campus. Normally it is used as a pitch for playing cricket and also as a main ground for girl’s competitions during sports week.
17- AUDI (Seminar Hall Library)
“Nai bna k dena Auditorium? Koi nai, hmary pas Seminar Hall hai na!”.
Seminar Hall on the top floor of “Multi-Purpose Building” ooopss I mean Library, is used as auditorium in KSK. Opening and closing ceremonies of all major events are held in Seminar Hall. We all hope “1 din hmain b Audi bna e dain ge…!”
17- The “Altruistic” Bank
Banks usually take money out of the wallets of customers. Be it in the form of utility bills, deposits or Zakat! But this Bank is so concerned with the “well-being” of its customers that it only gives money instead of taking it out! Yeah, you can only have ATM Transactions! No Deposits!
18- Foji Keera
“KSK ki Shan, KSK ki Pehchan: Foji Keera”
There is a saying “If you’re not kissed by Foji Keera during four years at KSK, you’re not a KSKian by Heart”. An insect which only appears in the summer season. It doesn’t bite you. It just crawls on your body and leaves some marks which KSKians call as Love Bite. (Finally we have got something who Loves us!) :’)
19- Girls Hostel
Girls’ Hostel? What is this? A shadow or what? Yeah, no Girls Hostel in KSK. All hostelite girls of KSK live in Main Campus’s Hostels. (Main Campus waalo! Kuch to chorr do hmary liyie)
After 4:00 pm no sign of “Sinf-e-Nazuk” at campus. Means No couples, No Jannat Road No GSSC. That makes KSK a Halal Campus INDEED!
Unlike main campus, only foreigners you’ll interact with, are Afghans. Very sweet people and also follow their culture in the campus.
21- Shah Fahad Mukhtar Wahga
Last but not the least, we have our very own Nusrat Fateh Ali Khan in our campus. The none other than Shah Fahad Mukhtar Wahga – The person every KSK student takes pride of! A talented and an amazing singer from Mechanical Engineering Department who has performed in many major events including UET Main Campus’s as well. He is best known for singing Sofiana Kalam.
“Shah! KSK ki Shan he Tu. Tu Bhol skta KSK ko… Magar KSK na Bholy ga tujhy…”
” This Article is written by Gulfam Ahmad from Department of Biomedical Engineering UET Lahore KSK Campus.”
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